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DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD TO GAIN A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT |
DROVE TOO LONG DRIVER SOOZING WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING |
BROTHER SPEEDER LET'S REHEARSE ALL TOGETHER- GOOD MORNING NURSE |
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CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND LOTS MORE STEER |
SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS NOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT |
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE |
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AROUND TH CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? |
NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU |
THE GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' |
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AT INTERSECTIONS LOOK EACH WAY A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY |
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL EYES ON THE ROAD THAT'S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER'S CODE |
THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO THEIR THINKING |
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CAR IN DITCH DRIVER IN TREE THE MOON WAS FULL AND SO WAS HE |
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE TAKE IT SLOW LET OUR LITTLE SHAVERS GROW |
HE TRIED TO CROSS AS FAST TRAIN NEARED DEATH DIDN'T DRAFT HIM HE VOLUNTEERED |
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HER CHARIOT RACED 80 PER THEY HAULED AWAY WHAT HAD BEN HUR |
TRAIN WRECKS FEW REASON CLEAR FIREMAN NEVER HUGS ENGINEER |
ALTHOUGH INSURED REMEMBER KIDDO THEY DON'T PAY YOU THEY PAY YOUR WIDOW |
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A personal favorite I remember DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TOO FAR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR |